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PEOPLE
“Curve Ball” Identified on 60 Minutes
Next up: “Dancing With the Stars.”
England: Royals Entangled in Lurid Blackmail Plot
For a change.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Britney Spears's Latest Album
Headed for No. 1

All is forgiven.
 
ART
Leonardo's “Last Supper” Reproduced Digitally in 16 Billion Pixels
Detail (shown) reveals struggle between Jesus and unknown diner for last dinner roll.
BUSINESS
Chrysler Cuts 25% of Workforce
Many new models will be sold as kits.
Wealthy Investors Flee Dollar
Switching to euro, yen, loonie, Chuck E. Cheese's tokens.
 
British Military Tests Invisible Tank
Promises future wars that will go unseen.
 
SCIENCE
Theory: Human Race Will Eventually Split Into Two Different Species
Dumb and dumber.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: 8 Out of 10 Medical
Bills Filled With Errors

Don't even ask about the medical care.
UK: Marijuana Use Drops After Penalties Reduced
Pot dealers call for harsher penalties.

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