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PEOPL.E
Brazilian Supermodel Gisele Bundchen No Longer Accepting Payment in Dollars
Already stuck with several million in worthless currency.
BUSINESS
Fed Chairman Sees Period
Of Slow Growth

Followed by sudden, catastrophic collapse.
 
PUBLISHING
Conservative Authors of Smear Books Sue Their Conservative Publisher
Claim they're being cheated out of ill-gotten gains.
Newspapers Cut Costs, Lay Off Workers
Reduce size (left).
SCIENCE
Egypt Discovers World's Oldest Footprint
But Hollywood still claims world's oldest handprint.
 
King Tut's Face Unveiled to Public
Public demands face covered up again.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: People Who Eat When
Lonely or Blue Have Most
Trouble Dieting

Tend to eat until they're fat and jolly.
Report: Teens Who Smoke Marijuana
More Athletic, Social

Than teens who shoot heroin.
High Carb Diet Helps You
Think Faster

Specifically, “What the hell am I doing eating all these carbs?”

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