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PEOPLE
Former President Bush Jumps Out of Airplane
If his son were your son, wouldn't you?
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Writers Strike Hits Some
Businesses Hard

After 143 years, Jack Daniels shutters.
 
BUSINESS
Starbucks Reports Fewer Customers
They’re all at the Starbucks down the street.
Consumer Product Safety Commission Chiefs Had Dozens of Trips Paid for by Industry Groups
Insist they were “not influenced” by largess from International Association of Lead Paint Manufacturers.
New Smart Car Has Many Advantages
Fits easily in back seat of most SUVs.
SCIENCE
Scientists Breed Fearless Mice
And grateful cats.
Ninety Percent of All Living Things
Still Unclassified

Many of them delicious.
 
Air Force Pressured to Reopen Frisbee Files
For years they've insisted unexplained objects (shown) were “flying saucers.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Tobacco Deaths Expected to Double
To 10 Million a Year by 2030

Tobacco companies: Watch out for bird flu!
 
POLL
20% of Undergraduates Would Exchange Right to Vote for an iPod
Only 11% for a Zune.

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