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ENTERTAINMENT
Freemason Symbols to Be Revealed in The Da Vinci Code Sequel
Shown: Freemason symbol for “coming soon.”
Chevy Chase Returning to
“Saturday Night Live”

As one of several “Well Past Their Prime Time Players.”
 
BUSINESS
“Black Friday,” “Cyber Monday” Holiday Sales Encouraging
Next up: “Return Tuesday.”
More SUV's Sold as They
Become More Fuel-Efficient

Consumers want to take entire soccer team to global warming protest.
 
HIGH TECH
This Robot Cooks, Serves Food, Does Dishes
But won't take out garbage.
SCIENCE
UN: World Has 10 Years to Avoid Climate Catastrophe
Give or take a few weeks.
Study Links Bad Behavior in
Youth to Career Problems Later

Unless your fatherís friends buy you a baseball team.
 
Dogs Learning to Use Touch-Screen Computers
Promises cheap alternative to outsourcing.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: D.C. Has Highest
Rate of AIDS in Nation

Lawmakers who frequent prostitutes call for immediate action.
Study: Kids Will Eat Healthy
Foods for School Lunch

If they’re starving to death.
Obesity Rate in U.S. Leveling Off
As segment of population that is overweight approaches 100%.

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