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PEOPLE
Jenna Bush Calls Her Dad From TV Show
Tells him Iran ceased its nuke program in 2003.
 
MEDIA
China Announces Media Crackdown
No one hears about it.
 
BUSINESS
United Health Group Ex-CEO Pays $600 Million to Settle SEC Back-Dated Stock Options Suit, Admits No Wrongdoing
Like, say, shoplifting.
Study: Women Make 80% as Much as Men One Year After College
Based on survey of Washington, D.C. escort services.
More Trouble for GM
Carmaker's new hybrid (right) hasn't caught on with consumers.
SCIENCE
Cognitive Decline in Older People Linked to Communication Problems Between Different Regions of the Brain
Specifically, the hypothalamus and the whaddaycallit.
Study: Divorce Bad for Environment
But good for economy.
 
 
“Lucy” Put on Display
And do you think any of her six billion descendants thought so much as to give her a visit or, God forbid, a phone call?
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Stem Cell Breakthrough Means We Could Live Forever
With gradually diminishing returns.
 
EDUCATION
Finnish Children Tops in Science,
South Koreans in Reading,
Taipei in Math

U.S. kids tops in lunch.

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