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MISCELLANEOUS
New Hershey's Ice Breakers Resemble Packets of Crack Cocaine, Say Cops
Hershey lawyer says candy meant to resemble plain cocaine.
Painting Found in Trash on New York
City Street Sells for $1 Million

Manhattanites advised to have garbage appraised, insured.
 
HIGH TECH
IBM to Put Supercomputer on
Single Chip

Bringing mankind one step closer to All-Knowing Cellphone.
 
POLITICS
Clinton Proposes Home Foreclosure
Moratorium for 90 Days

Or until key primaries are over.
Romney Pleads for Tolerance
Says Mormons aren't half as bad as Catholics.
 
KIDZ KORNER
Vocabulary Builders

harsh adj. severe, controversial, enhanced, as in, "torture is a ~ method of interrogation"
STAR POWER
Celebrity Endorsements Boost The Campaigns of Presidential Hopefuls
Barak has Oprah, Hillary has Barbra and Huckabee has Chuck Norris. Here's an up-to-date rundown of the rest.
Fred Thompson
Cast of
"Law & Order"
Rudy Giuliani
Cast of "The Sopranos"
Mitt Romney
All but one
Osmond
John Edwards
Donny Osmond
Chris Dodd
Leslie Nielsen
John McCain
Ed McMahon
Bill Richardson
Cheech
Ron Paul
Chong

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