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PEOPLE
Paris Hilton's Grandfather Decides to Give Bulk of Estate to Charity
But he'll leave her enough to post bail.
Queen Debuts Own YouTube Page
Most popular videos: Prince Charles hit in groin with cricket bat; Prince Philip starts fire after lighting fart.
 
MEDIA
Survey: More Turning to
Web to Watch TV

Favorite show: sitcom about online program that gets picked up by major network.
Top Story of 2007?
Public divided about who or what had biggest impact. (SEE CHART)
 
BUSINESS
Realtors: Drop in 2007 Home Sales
Due to Buyers Not Wanting to Buy

Sellers not wanting to sell.
GM Recalls 276,000 Cars With Fluid Leak Which Can Cause Driver to Lose Control of Vehicle
And plow head-on into you!!!
 
SCIENCE
Study: Brains of Liberals, Conservatives Work Differently
To put it nicely.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study Points to Pill to Prevent Aging
And the next major professional sports scandal.
Survey: Teenagers Who’ve Had
Sex Ed Less Likely to Have Sex

Those who've had Drivers Ed more likely to have sex.
 
BOOKS
Karl Rove Signs Book Deal
Working title: The Prince, by Machiavelli (a new translation).

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