| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 FBI Releases
New Info About D.B. Cooper
Mysterious skyjacker (sketch, right) who jumped
out of airliner in 1971 with $200,000 in cash is living
comfortably in the border region between Pakistan
and Afghanistan. |
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| HIGH TECH |
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Government Offers $40 Coupons
To Aid Transition From Older TVs
Consumers can use them to buy bricks to
throw at new digital TV. |
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| SPORTS |
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Man Watches TV Sports for 29 Consecutive
Hours, Wins Couch Potato Title
First three finishers will represent U.S. at Olympics. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
Vocabulary
Builders
victory n.
1. the best we could do
under the circumstances
2. an acceptable outcome,
all things considered 3.
a level of violence more
or less containable |
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| SPECIAL FEATURE |
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| Al
Qaeda’s website announced it will
be taking questions for it’s No. 2 leader,
Ayman Zawahiri, from individuals and the
media. Here’s the first : |
| Q: Dr.
Zawahiri, I’d like to be a holy martyr,
because I’ve heard it’s a great way to
meet girls. But do I really have to blow
myself up? |
| – Muktadr in Mosul |
| Ayman: Yes,
you do have to blow yourself up, Muktadr. But
there is no better way to meet girls than to become
a martyr, and better still, once you’ve
gone to paradise, you get to party forever and ever
with no less than 72 virgins! It’s a
pretty good deal. |
| Send your
questions to Ayman Zawahiri, at
AskAyman@AlSahab.com |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Chinese Man Marries Himself
Does not plan on having children. |
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