| PEOPLE |
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Scandal: New Miss
Belgium Doesn't Speak Dutch
And she hates waffles, chocolate. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Bush Administration
Unveils Plan for National Identity Card
If you've got one (above) you can go
anywhere without being hassled. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Versatile Combination
Taser/MP3 Player Does it All!
Set for stun or skip a track, this jukebox with
a jolt packs up to 50,000 volts and 75,000 songs.
Warning: “Fire” and “Mute”
share the same button. $399, at Overkill Overstock
and Enough Already. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Fill in the Blank: Our _____
men and women in uniform. |
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A ) | unfortunate |
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B ) | stranded |
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C ) | betrayed |
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D ) | brave |
| If you don’t know
the answer, you haven’t heard many speeches by
politicians lately. |
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| TRENDS |
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British Standard of Living Surpasses That of U.S.
Based on quality of boiled beef, warm ale and soccer. |
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| CORRECTION |
 Last
week, in a story about a naval incident in the Strait of
Hormuz, we mistakenly published a picture of
President Bush's father's cigarette boat as the
Iranian vessel threatening our fleet. While they
are roughly the same size, the actual boat is shown
above. We regret the error. |
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