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PEOPLE
Bin Laden's Son's Star on the Rise
Omar bin Laden says he's in talks with E! to appear in “Growing Up Bin Laden.”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Oprah Winfrey Network to Debut in 2009
Tentative lineup: “Good Morning, Oprah,” “Oprah Today,” “Judge Oprah,” “Grand Ol' Oprah,” “The Evening News With Oprah Winfrey,” “Dancing With Oprah,” “Good Night, Oprah,” and “Oprah Test Pattern.”
Harris Poll: Americans Rate Ellen
DeGeneres Most-Loved TV Personality

But wouldn't want her to marry their sister.
 
BUSINESS
 Environmentally Concerned Americans Buying More Hybrid Cars
Shown: Toyota Prius factory in Ohio.
SCIENCE
Discovery: Dinosaurs Had
Sex in Early Adolescence

Immediately after abstinence-only classes.
Computer Developed That Can
Translate Dog's Bark

Sophisticated software can distinguish a dog's simple request for food from a dog's urgent plea for food.
 
Scientist Clones Himself
Says he hopes it leads to his “taking over the world.”
 
Rat Heart Grown in Laboratory
Promises longer, higher-quality life for rats.
Researchers Discover Source of Antimatter
Could be cure for clutter.
Paleontologists Find Fossil of Giant Prehistoric Rat
Date it to epoch when rodents apparently ruled the Earth.

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