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ENTERTAINMENT
Tehran Film Festival Opens
President Ahmadinejad (right) attends “Hannah Montana” 3-D concert movie.
Oliver Stone Will do “Unbiased” Movie About Bush Presidency
Working title: “The Empire Strikes Out.”
 
MEDIA
Karl Rove Joins Fox News Channel
He'll fill role of token liberal.
 
BUSINESS
U.S. Tries to Stay Out of Dispute
Between Venezuela, Exxon Mobil

Despite being wholly owned subsidiary of Exxon Mobil.
Microsoft May Have to Borrow
To Buy Yahoo

If you'd like to help, send check or money order to: Bill Gates, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA 98052-6399.
Robot Gas Pumps Being Tried Out at Some Stations
They're being tested on driverless cars.
SCIENCE
Human Embryo Created With DNA
From Two Women, One Man

Breakthrough hailed by men everywhere.
Study: Chimps Reluctant to Barter Goods
Leery of free trade without regulations, safeguards.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Cellphones Won't Give You Cancer
If anything changes, we'll call you.
FDA Reviewing Safety of Botox
Botox users skeptical, but unable to raise eyebrows.
 
WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
 
Since dropping out of the presidential race, the former Governor of Massachusetts has been relaxing, "kicking back" as he says, reading poetry, hanging out in coffee houses sipping espresso and listening to live jazz. Any thoughts of running again? "No way, man," says Mitt Romney, cigarette dangling from his lips, his mind somewhere else.

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