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PAGE THREE – FEBRUARY 18 - 24, 2008
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CONSUMER NEWS
Remote- Controlled Helicopter Toy Recalled
After complaints it was being used against our troops in Afghanistan.
Secret Pact Among Dairy
Producers Revealed

Each pledged to use different colors for whole, low-fat or non-fat milk containers.
 
FACTOID
UK: 50% of Men Would Give Up Sex for 6 Months for 50-Inch Plasma TV
For 60-inch set, 30% would undergo castration.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Best Dates Turn Out to
Be Lousy Mates

Based on interviews with 1.3 billion couples.
Price of First-Class Stamp Going Up Again
Note: stamps are pieces of paper affixed to a “letter” (see photo).
FEATURE
A study by RAND commissioned by the Army and completed in 2005 to examine lessons learned from the Iraq experience was:
A ) widely circulated and reviewed within the military so they could do a better job in future wars.
B ) shared with Congress and the press to stimulate public policy debate.
C ) swept under the rug.
Hint: cleanliness is next to Godliness.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
Submersible Car Saves Time!
And money, when you figure in car washes and tunnel tolls. Take this one to the drive-through aquarium. Shown: sporty convertible. $23,499, from Neptune Motors.

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