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MILESTONES
Bush Passes Reagan in Total
Vacation Days

He's not at White House to accept trophy.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Hollywood: Actors Strike Looms
Waiters glut threatens.
More Movies Going Straight to DVD
Studios cite prohibitive cost of popcorn.
 
BUSINESS
California Calls For Reform of “Unfair” Municipal Bond Ratings
Wants bonds to be judged on cachet.
Experts: Too Late to Avoid Recession
Investors urged to find good spot on window ledge.
Microsoft Launches New Server Software
Greeted with enthusiasm by hackers, masochists, hourly repair technicians.
SCIENCE
Research: Brain Imaging Could Show
Other People’s Dreams

Coming soon to YouTube.
Human Instinct is to Believe
“Costlier is Better”

According to expensive study.
 
Grand Canyon 11 Million Years Older Than Previously Thought
Eleven minutes older, say Creationists.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: Vermont Highest in Marijuana Use, Utah in Mental Health Problems
Vermont lowest in mental health problems, Utah in marijuana use.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, in a correction of an earlier correction about the projected cost of the Iraq war, we said the current estimate is not $1 trillion, but $2 trillion; in fact, the actual current estimate is $3 trillion. We regret the error.

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