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MISCELLANEOUS
  New Restaurant Shutters After
Only One Day of Operation

Customers give food high marks, but unhappy with restrooms.
 
PUBLISHING
German Publisher Bringing Out
Printed Version of Wikipedia

Readers can change or rip out articles they don't like.
U.S. Accuses Russia, China of Copyright Violations
Popular “Harry Potterevski,” “Harry Po Peng” series raise eyebrows.
 
TRAVEL
Airlines to Begin Charging
$25 for Second Bag

Of pretzels.
Exchange Rate Forces Americans
To Alter Vacation Plans

Rather than visit Italy or China, they'll stay home and order pizza, egg rolls.
FEATURE
A story from the Pentagon linking North Korea to a possible Syrian nuclear weapons plant destroyed by Israel has raised questions. Who has the best record for honesty about such things?
  A )   North Korea
  B )   Syria
  C )   Israel
  D )   U.S.
  E )   Lex Luthor.
 Hint: think Gene Hackman.
 
LAW
Florida Senate Votes to Ban Fake
Testicles on Trailer Hitches

But approves naked babes on mud flaps.
U.S. Gasoline Thefts Rising
With Prices

Public supports death penalty for those caught siphoning gas.
 
SPORTS
Olympics: China Bans Smoking
In Beijing

Smokers will be relocated to Shanghai until games end.

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