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MISCELLANEOUS
More Companies Holding Meetings in “Second Life”
Use of avatars eliminates need for travel, food, clothes, employees.
15-Year-Old Sells 17,328 Boxes
Of Girl Scout Cookies

Tiffany Anne Gotti credits help from her family.
 
RELIGION
Einstein Letter to Be Auctioned: Religion Childish, Jews Not Chosen Job a masochist, Moses a nut.
Vatican’s Chief Astronomer:
Okay to Believe in Aliens

But not Galileo.
 
SPORTS
NBA: Los Angeles Lakers
Eliminate Utah Jazz

In battle of most inappropriately named teams.
Why Drive When You Can Fly?
If you're looking for a faster commute, these jet-powered wings have it all over carpooling or public transportation. While your earth-bound friends below curse their fate, you've got the sky to yourself, save the occasional predatory hawk or heron, and you can probably outrun them. $12,500, at Icarus 'R' Us.
Leave the Batteries at Home, This Bra's Solar-Powered!
Gals on the go -- when your cellphone or iPod needs a charge, all you do is step outside in full view of the sun, rip off your blouse and let this dual-purpose wonder bra lift, separate and soak up those rays. Envious onlookers will wonder how you're generating so much energy just by standing there. $125, at all Charge It! stores.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Same-Sex Relationships Common Among Hundreds of Species
Only porcupines specifically forbid it.

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