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ENTERTAINMENT
“The Bin Laden Bunch” Coming to E!
Another reality series about a large dysfunctional family, this time the wacky bin Ladens, with cameos by black sheep Osama and his BFF Ayman.
Indiana Jones Tops $300 Million
Seniors returning to see it again and again.
 
BUSINESS
Govít Home Price Index Posts
Largest Drop in 17-Year History

Cardboard box price index hits 17-year high.
Saudi Arabia Rejected Bush's Request to Boost Oil Output
Granted Cheney's request to do nothing.
Reports: Inflation Up, Home Prices Down, Health Care Costs Rising, Consumer Confidence Falling, Housing Foreclosures Soar, Prices Plunge
Stocks finish higher for week.
SCIENCE
Lab Monkeys Use Brain-Controlled Robotic Arm to Feed Themselves
Then use brain-controlled robotic arm to escape lab.
Kilograms Used as Standard Measurement Losing Mass
Drug dealers demand new, reliable standard.
 
Previously Undiscovered Amazon Tribe Photographed
Villagers (right) welcome opportunity to be discovered.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Left-Handedness Not
Linked To Migraines

Linked to sneaky, devious behavior.
After 25 Years Obesity Epidemic
Levels Off Among U.S. Children

Now that they’re obese adults.

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