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MISCELLANEOUS
Woodstock Museum Opens
Features wide doorways, wheelchair ramps, strategically placed oxygen stations.
 
ENVIRONMENT
EPA Set to Weaken Clean
Air Act on Federal Lands

Including Great Smoggy Mountains National Park.
 
FACTOID
7% Marry for Spouse's Health Insurance
3.5% marry for spouse's frequent flyer miles.
 
POLITICS
Bush Hosts Low-Key Fundraiser for McCain Behind Closed Doors
At Area 51.
FEATURE
In a recent AP interview CIA director Michael Hayden said, “We can’t stand an American counterterrorism program with an on/off switch every other November.” To what was he referring?
A ) Air conditioning problems at CIA headquarters.
B ) Periodic power outages at Guantanamo.
C ) Democracy.
Hint: one of the pesky requirements of government by the people is elections.
 
TRAVEL
Engineers Stop Leaning Tower of Pisa From Leaning to Left
Now leans to right (shown.)

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