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MISCELLANEOUS
North Korea's Demolition of Nuclear Cooling Tower Shown on TV
As segment of “I Survived a North Korean Game Show.”
NASA: Mars Soil Suitable for Growing Asparagus
Finally some good news.
Report: Air Force Has Lost 1000 Sensitive Nuclear Missile Parts
So watch your step.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Internet to Allow Thousands of New Domain Names
Everything from .soup to .nuts.
 
ANSWER TO LAST WEEK’S PUZZLER:
 
Five is the correct answer to the question, "How many Supreme Court justices carry a concealed weapon?"
FEATURE
The United States in Iraq is most like:
  A ) France in Vietnam
  B ) Soviet Union in Afghanistan
  C ) Britain in Iraq, 1930
Hint: you may choose more than one; also, feel free to write in your own answers.
 
WAR ON TERROR
DHS Consulted Panel of Sci-Fi Writers on Counterterror Efforts
Sought help guarding borders with other dimensions.
 
RELIGION
Poll: 92% Believe in God or “Universal Spirit”
Or “Whoever's in charge.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Scientists Plead: Planet Near Tipping Point
Warnings go unnoticed by public.

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