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PEOPLE
Scoop: Pam and Tommy Back Together Again
By popular demand.
Before Capture, Radovan Karadzic Was Living Openly, in Plain Sight
Hosted nightly “Radovan Karadzic Show” on local TV.
 
BUSINESS
Blackwater to Discontinue
Security Work

Will take up interior decorating.
Consumers Adjusting Habits
Instead of buying, they're stealing.
Citigroup Laying Off 9,000
Will offer them all credit cards.
GM to Introduce Cadillac Escalade Hybrid
Hopes to attract bling-obsessed narcissists who care about environment.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Young Bullies at Greater
Health Risk Than Their Victims

Advice to victims: calmly explain study results to bullies to make them stop.
Study: TV Distracts From
Children's Playtime

Detailed in 14-part series on Nickelodeon.
Internet, Alcohol, Lack of Sleep All Risk Factors for Teenage Girls’ Weight Gain
At greatest risk: girls who stay up all night online, drinking.
 
EDUCATION
Study: Academic Failure Troubles
Teen Girls More Than Boys

However, boys in study aren’t sure what “academic” means.
 
CORRECTION
 
We reported that both imports of agricultural products into the U.S. and inspections of these products had increased by 78% since 1973. In fact, while imports of agricultural products have increased 78%, inspections of these products have decreased by 78%. We regret any confusion caused by our mistake.

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