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MISCELLANEOUS
Denver: Dems Unveil Convention Holding Pen
For Clinton supporters.
Highway Crashes at Lowest
Level in Decade

Public advised it can start driving recklessly.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Group Rescued After GPS Leads Them to Edge of Utah Cliff
Next time they'll just ask for directions.
 
LAW
Mukasey: “Not Every Violation
Of the Law Is a Crime”

Depends on who's doing it.
 
CORRECTION
 
An article on military heroes running for president stated incorrectly, “John McCain has, as expected, collected six times as much money from soldiers serving abroad than Barack Obama.” In fact, Obama has collected six times as much money from soldiers serving abroad than McCain. We apologize for any confusion caused by our mistake.
FEATURE
What is a separatist enclave?
  A ) South Ossetia
  B ) Kosovo
  C ) the Confederacy
Hint: Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton.
 
TRAVEL
FAA Plans First Auction of Landing Slots at Newark Airport
Pilots with highest bid will be allowed to land.
 
OLYMPICS
NBC Switches to Round-the Clock Coverage of Women's Beach Volleyball
Doubles ad rate.
China Admits Digitally Enhancing Opening Ceremonies
Concedes Hu Jintao not really 6' 3".

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