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CAMPAIGN '08
McCain's VP Pick Opposes
Endangered Species Listing
For Polar Bears

Has her eye on one for the dining room.
 
Many Former Clinton Supporters
Say They'll Vote for McCain

Find his pro-war, anti-choice, supply side philosophy just right for them.
 
MEDIA
Negative Campaign Ads Blasted
Made by evil, traitorous liars, say critics.
 
BUSINESS
Organized Crime Dumping
Dollar for Euro

Public advised to keep some euros handy for “protection purposes.”
Mazda Rolls Out New Model
And new car.
SCIENCE
Giant Clams May Have Been Food Source for Early Humans
Or vice versa.
Researchers to Recreate Big Bang in
Large Hadron Collider

Hope for new, better universe.
 
Study: Neanderthals Not Stupid
They were just shy, didn’t get asked out a lot.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: General Feeling of
Happiness and Optimism Helps
Guard Against Breast Cancer

If you have no other reason to be happy or optimistic, try that one.
Mental Skills Deteriorate Far
Earlier Than Previously Thought

According to a whatchamacallit by whosis.
Study: “Good” Fat May Help
Fight Obesity

You'll find it at “good” greasy spoons.

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