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POLITICS
Poll: More Prefer to Watch
Football With Obama

However, McCain preferred if team uses single wing.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
New Piece by Mozart Found
Though musicologists skeptical about provenance of Gangsta Cantata in F.
 
INTERNET
Web Analyst: Social Networking Activity Passes Searching for Porn
Internet users now arrange to meet and watch porn together.
Deletionpedia Archives All That’s
Been Deleted from Wikipedia

Deletiondeletionpedia archives all that’s been deleted from Deletionpedia.
 
SPORTS
NFL Cracks Down on Plays That
Endanger Players

Bans all appearances on “Dancing With the Stars.”
FEATURE
There's been bipartisan agreement about the need for reform in Washington. What new federal agency is most likely to emerge to enact these reforms?
A ) Bureau of Earmarks
B ) Pork Barrel Management Agency
C ) Office of Inside Dealing
D ) Corrupt Lobbyist Services Board
E ) Interstate Logrolling Commission
F ) Financial Meltdown Observation Administration
G ) Department of Boondoggle Affairs
Hint: this really deserves a cabinet level entity.
 
LAW
Judge Rules Saggy Pants Ban Unconstitutional
Upholds law banning suspenders.

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