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PAGE THREE – SEPT 29 - OCT 5, 2008
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NUMISMATICS
 
  Mint Reveals Designs for 2009 Bicentennial Lincoln Penny
Left to right: gift shop at birthplace museum; getting splinter on split rail; animatronic Lincoln at Disneyland; U.S. Capitol after nasty windstorm.
 
LIFESTYLE
Miami Residents Considered Most Attractive in U.S.
According to survey of elderly Jewish men.
 
SPORTS
  Yankee Stadium, Stonehenge Face Wrecking Ball
They'll be replaced by beautiful new structures going up right next door.
FEATURE
Recently Pakistan shot down a U.S. drone, fired on U.S. helicopters, and exchanged fire with U.S. troops. How does the Bush Administration regard these incidents?
  A ) kind of unfriendly, for an ally.
  B ) boys will be boys.
  C ) just a little misunderstanding.
Hint: everybody gets a five-minute timeout, then play will be resumed.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Frenchman Crosses English Channel With Jet-Powered Wings
Luggage ends up in Denmark.
Record 478-Carat Diamond Unearthed
South African slave laborer who found it is given half a day off.
New Test Determines if You're a Shopaholic
If you are, it suggests some great stores in your area.

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