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PEOPLE
Veep Debate Proves Ratings Hit
Palin offered job at ESPN.
Ed McMahon Stars in Two Rap Videos for Internet Credit Firm
Says entire career “has pointed toward this.”
 
BUSINESS
Russia's Economy Now a Capitalistic Free-For-All
U.S. nationalizes banks, lenders.
Melamine Found in Candy in
California, Connecticut

Putting the trick back in “trick or treat.”
Wall Steet Gets Public Bailout It Requested
But little public sympathy.
SCIENCE
NASA Probe Spots Snow on Mars
Most Martian schools closed.
Robotic Car Drives Itself Across SF-Oakland Bay Bridge
Promises future highways filled with driverless cars.
Space Elevator Could Soon Be Reality
NASA seeking experienced elevator operators.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Health, Safety Violations Reported at 94% of Nursing Homes
Public advised not to get old.
California Law Requires Fast-Food Chains to List Calories
And heart attacks on premises.

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