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TECHNOLOGY
Prince Charles Meets Robot
Robot “unimpressed.”
 
POLITICS
Study: Conservatives Neater, Cleaner, More Organized Than Liberals
Guns and bibles spotless, alphabetized, arranged smartly.
Republicans Warn Voters Against
Giving Democrats One-Party
Control of Government

Cite policy disasters that were allowed to occur between 2000-2006.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
First Glow-in-the-Dark Cat Shown to Public
Scientists hope to even playing field for glow-in-the-dark mice.
Oddity: Popularity of AC/DC Coincides With Economic Downturns
Shown: group singing current hit, Brother, Can You Spare a Dime.
You may choose up to 4 answers:
Impatient for those who got huge bailouts from the government to stop hoarding, the White House this week explained the purpose of banks is to:
  A ) lend money.
  B ) borrow money.
  C ) provide work for really unimaginative architects.
  D ) make money for their executives.
  E ) buy other banks.
  F ) gamble.
Hint: neither a borrower nor a lender be.
 
SPORTS
Ratings for Rain-Delayed World Series Lowest Ever
Most viewers switched to Weather Channel, stayed there.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
Electronic Cigarette
Smokeless device glows, provides oral satisfaction, causes lung cancer, emphysema without annoying, affecting health of others. ($19.99, at Patent Nonsense)

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