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PEOPLE
Sen. Byrd, 90, Yields Committee Chairmanship to Much Younger Man
Sen. Inouye, 84.
Report: When Vetted, Palin Thought Africa Was Single Country
Ruled by Tarzan.
 
MEDIA
Supreme Court Hears Arguments on Broadcast of “Fleeting Expletives”
C-SPAN fined $2.3 million for broadcasting it.
 
BUSINESS
California: World's Largest
Lamborghini Dealer Closes

Will reopen during next Gilded Age.
Economic Slump Hits Disney
Forced to stop suing people.
Medvedev Speaks Glowingly of New GM Plant in St. Petersburg
“What's good for General Motors is good for Russia.”
SCIENCE
Scientists Clone Frozen Mice
Now they have twice as many frozen mice.
Study: Monkeys Like Giving
As Well as Receiving

But frown on regifting.
 
Natural Selection Causing Humans to Become Better-Looking
Experts say world full of Brangelinas “inevitable.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
JAMA Study: Chemical in Common Household Items Causes New Concern
Public advised to remain outdoors until further notice.
1 in 4 New Yorkers Has Herpes
City issues warning: “Kissing your cab driver may be dangerous to your health.”
 
TECHNOLOGY
New Machine Causing Excitement Among Scientists
Although they don't know what it does.

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