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PEOPLE
Pregnant Man Pregnant Again
“I'm just a guy who can't say no,” he quips.
Obama to Post Weekly YouTube Video
Plus daily blog on MySpace and constantly updated iPod playlist on Facebook.
 
INTERNET
Internet Spam Declines
Fewer opportunities to increase penis size.
 
BUSINESS
Fed Lends AIG Another $150 Billion
For next weekend's junket to Cabo.
Consumer Spending on Widgets
Hits New Low

Big Three widget makers demand bailout.
Could Be Worst Christmas Ever, Fear Retailers
Shown: destitute Santas line up to sell their blood.
SCIENCE
Phone Booth-Sized Nuclear Power
Plants to be Available Soon

Note: phone booths were small structures used to house public telephones.
Egg Came Before Chicken, Say Scientists
Ovum came before scientist, say chickens.
 
Astronauts to Begin Drinking Own Recycled Urine
After complaints about Tang.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Brisk Walk Reduces
Craving for Chocolate

But you could get hit by a car.
Paranoia May Be More Common Than Previously Thought
According to secret study conducted by government agents closely watching you.

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