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 NO. 431 “Expect the Ironic” DECEMBER 15 - 21, 2008 

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Dec 22
BILL WINDS DOWN APPEARANCES AS HILLARY READIES FOR JOB AT STATE
Shown: speaking at Shady Financiers' Forum, which paid him $1 million.
 
WORLD NEWS
Pentagon Readies Shift of Troops
From Iraq to Afghanistan

Next stage in Operation Enduring Whac-A-Mole.
Economic Meltdown, Global Warming
Much Worse Than Previously Believed

In fact, everything much worse than
previously believed.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Greece Endures 7th Straight
Day of Riots

Rioting will resume after one-day break for soccer match with Italy.
U. S. NEWS
White House Provides Officials With Talking Points on Bush's Record
Stress tee-ball, downplay torture.
Latest Missile Defense Test a Success
Now, if enemy provides us with coordinates of incoming missile, we have chance of hitting it.
Obama Promises Millions of New Jobs
Mostly lawyers needed to prosecute Bush administration.
 
REMINDER
  You're probably being wiretapped.
 
Blagojevich Names Fitzgerald to Obama's Senate Seat
All charges dropped.
Bush Administration Strengthens Endangered Species Rules
Animals must now prove they deserve endangered status.
 
LAW
Supreme Court Refuses to Take “Ridiculous” Obama Citizenship Case
Vote is 5-4.
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