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PAGE THREE – JANUARY 12 - 18, 2009
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MISCELLANEOUS
Obama Featured in Spider-Man Comic Book
First presidential comic book appearance since the Fantastic Four battled Nixon and his evil henchmen, Haldeman and Ehrlichman.
Long-Buried Beatles Track Discovered
Note: the Beatles were a group of British singers popular in the 1960's.
 
EDUCATION
“No Child Left Behind” Deemed a Failure
Since signing legislation seven years ago, President Bush hasn't learned anything.
 
LAW
Chinese Court Upholds Ban
Against Company Selling
Plots of Land on Moon

Those already buried there must be returned to Earth.
NEW PRODUCTS
Combination
Wristphone/
Videophone/
Browser/Fax
Printer Debuts

Lacks only a clock.
Light or Dark, This Clever Robot Makes Perfect Toast Every Time!
Powerful software and advanced electronics allows Mr. Toast to perform his duties flawlessly. You can even set him the night before. And he's not just limited to making toast. Set him to “frozen waffles” or “bagels” and watch him go to work! $450, at all remaining Macy's.
 
REAL ESTATE
Atlanta: Owner Can't Sell His Faux White House
Blames “those bastards Bush and Cheney.”

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