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PEOPLE
Obama's Mother-in-Law to Live in White House
Adds sitcom dimension to life there.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Jack Bauer Having Inner Turmoil
About Torture in New Season of “24”

Look for ratings-grabbing war crimes trial during sweeps.
 
BUSINESS
Citigroup, Morgan Stanley to Merge Brokerages
For same cost, investors will get twice the bad advice.
Bloomberg: NYC Will Help Train
Laid-off Wall Streeters

As squeegee guys.
Larry Summers To Head National
Economic Council

Of old white guys who can do math.
SCIENCE
Study: Length of Ring Finger
Determines Level of
Risk-Taking in Men

Length of middle finger determines level of hostility.
Brain Scans Reveal How Brain Responds to Unexplainable
Test subjects shown bill for brain scan during brain scan.
 
Researchers, Employing Quantum Mechanics, Able to Levitate Small Objects
Breakthrough could prove invaluable at cocktail parties.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Congressionally Mandated Study: Gulf War Syndrome Real
Treatment, VA benefits imaginary.
Study: Kids Who Watch More TV Have More Health Problems
2nd Study: Kids with more health problems watch more TV.

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