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OBAMARAMA
Obama Look-Alike Thrilled by New, Lucrative Career
Regrets he voted for McCain.
Economy Boosted by Obama Presidency
Mainly from souvenir sales
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Nashville: English-Only Voter Initiative Defeated
Would have made “Hot dang, y'all” a misdemeanor.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Microsoft Slashes 5000 Jobs
Mostly in Error Message Research & Development.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
Car Made From Coconuts Unveiled
Subcompact from Peter Paul Industries comes with and without almonds.
FEATURE
How long must Republicans wait before blaming the economic collapse on Obama?
  A ) six months
  B ) eighteen months
  C ) yesterday
Hint: Can Fox spell “Obamaville?”
 
ENVIRONMENT
Study: Two Google Searches Use as
Much Energy as Making Pot of Tea

Public advised to drink less tea.
Rainbow Farm Begins Operation
At full capacity it will provide rainbows to 200,000 homes.
 
SPORTS
PGA Tour Resumes Without
Tiger Woods

Fans can catch all the action on radio.

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