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PAGE THREE – FEBRUARY 9 - 15, 2009
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PARENTING
Latest Study: It’s Nature, Not Nurture
Your kid is screwed, nothing you can do about it, so kick back, watch more TV.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Many Angered by Hacked Electronic Road Signs
Worry signs' effect diminished if zombies really do attack.
 
MEDIA
World Will Not End Feb. 17
Congress extends deadline for digital TV switchover.
 
INTERNET
MySpace Removes 90,000 Sex Offenders From Site
Move made to reassure parents.
Google Earth Adds Mars
Google Mars adds Earth.
Obama’s choices for his cabinet and other key government posts didn’t pay their taxes because:
  A ) they were way too busy planning how to reform government.
  B ) tax forms too complex.
  C ) only little people pay taxes.
Hint: Robert Reich pays taxes.
 
TRAVEL
U.S. Airways to Charge $7 for Blankets, Pillows
And they're turning off heat in coach.
 
SPORTS
Under Secretary of the Interior Turns Ankle
Out for three weeks.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Bad News: California Sends IOUs Instead of Checks
Good news: IOUs are in the mail.

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