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PEOPLE
Geronimo's Descendants Sue Yale's “Skull and Bones” for Remains
Also ask for return of his raccoon coat and beanie.
Bristol Palin Says Teenagers
Should Avoid Having Sex

Apparently, it leads to babies.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Micropayments Proposed as New Business Model for Newspapers
Readers would pay by the word, with pictures costing one thousand times as much.
 
BUSINESS
GM Shares Hit 74-Year Low
Value of GM memorabilia surges.
Furious CNBC Reporter Blames Low Income Homebuyers for Crisis
Apparently they consistently tricked the world's largest financial institutions into lending them money.
SCIENCE
Human Evolution Accelerating
We've almost caught up to dolphins.
Neanderthal Genome Mapping Near Completion
So far it closely resembles genome of humans who don't believe Neanderthals ever existed.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Calorie Count in Joy of Cooking Recipes Has Risen Steadily Since 1931
Today, experts say it's healthier to eat the book.
Study: Fruits, Vegetables Less Nutritious Than They Used to Be
Fortunately, today's breakfast cereals packed with vitamins and minerals.
Study: Men See Bikini-Clad Women as Objects
Bikini-clad women see men as ATM machines.

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