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POLITICS
Limbaugh Now Face of Republican Party
Oxycontin now drug of Republican Party.
 
INTERNET
Google Earth Denies Finding Lost City of Atlantis
But "street view" (not shown) indicates otherwise.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Under Development: Virtual Reality Headset That Will Mimic All 5 Senses
You'll wonder why you have a body.
 
EDUCATION
British University Offers Masters Degree in The Beatles
PhD. in Chuck Berry.
FEATURE
We’re now in:
  A ) The Post-Industrial Age.
  B ) The Post-Information Age
  C ) The Post-Employment Age
Hint: you never really liked working that much anyway, did you?
 
ART
Leonardo Self-Portrait Discovered Hidden in Manuscript
Follows recent discovery of Leonardo manuscript hidden in self-portrait.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
“Craque” Candy Upsets Parents' Groups
Judge tells parents to chill.

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