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NORTH KOREA SUCCESSFULLY LAUNCHES
THREE-STAGE ROCKET |
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Kim Jong-il says he has enough supplies, DVDs
to stay in orbit for three months. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Chinese Beer Surpasses Bud
Light as World’s Best-Selling
American century officially over. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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 TSA Testing
Whole Body Scans at Salt
Lake Airport
So far it's proved very
popular with security
personnel. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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White House Stops Using
Bush Administration Phrase
“War on Terror”
It's now “War on a Couple of Dozen
Religious Fanatics Living in Caves on the
Border Between Afghanistan and
Pakistan.” |
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Big Bank Stress Test
Results Due Shortly
Just before autopsy reports. |
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| REMINDER |
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Bankruptcy
is just around the
corner. |
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Ex-CEO of BetOnSports.com
Pleads Guilty
He was caught betting on sports. |
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Los Angeles Ranked as
5th Least Wasteful City
Almost everything in Hollywood is
recycled. |
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Another Major Newspaper
Goes Bankrupt
According to Twitter. |
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