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MISCELLANEOUS
Lego Debuts Frank Lloyd Wright Edition
Construction kit avoids messy personal life.
 
PEOPLE
Trump Sues Author Who Claims
He's Only a Millionaire

Wants $1 billion in damages.
 
EDUCATION
Poll: Vast Majority of College Students Feeling Stressed Out
About leaving college.
 
SPORTS
World Series Games to
Start 40 Minutes Earlier

Will end at same time.
 
TRAVEL
China's “Love Land” Sex Theme Park Closed, Demolished
Authorities objected to attractions like Cinderella's Vagina, Penis Parade (shown).

The networks are rolling out their new shows for the fall. With austerity the keyword, here are a few to keep an eye on:
Public Domain (NBC): Al Roker hosts a weekly presentation of copyright-free films you may have missed if you've never attended school or watched television.
Extreme Makeover: Foreclosure Edition (ABC): The coda to “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” in which a peppy group of demolition experts destroy homes built for families who couldn't afford them.
Viagra Dance Party (Fox): Pfizer is underwriting this updated version of American Bandstand. Talk about product placement!
Waterboarding the Stars (CBS): Has-beens and almost-weres are lining up around the block to be part of this eagerly awaited reality series. Hosted by Dennis Miller.

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