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TECHNOLOGY
Robot Able to Express Seven Different Human Emotions Unveiled in Japan
They are: lust, gluttony, greed, slothfulness, anger, envy and overweening pride.
Microsoft Readies Free
PC Security Software

Makes it impossible for anyone to access your data files (including you).
Google Pays Big Fine
Mapping vehicle caught by red light camera.
 
KIDZ KORNER
Write Your Own News Story
(Just Fill in the Blanks)


In yet another _______ all-night session, _____'s state legislature erupted in ______ punctuated by ______ and _____ , and featuring a ______ match between Democrat ______ and Republican _____ that lasted until _____ in the morning. _____ State Troopers were called in when _____ , who represents ______ County, ________ his pants and _______ all over ______ , an Independent.
FEATURE
The reason the GOP is in trouble:
A ) Only 22% identify as Republican.
B ) No consistent message.
C )Negativity.
D )Leaders either not known or widely disliked.
Hint: Correct! Take the rest of the day off.
 
LIFESTYLE
Vitamins Reverse Benefits
Of Exercise

Ask your doctor if vitamins or exercise is right for you.
 
SPORTS
U.S. Defeats Brazil
In foosball.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
White House Releases Bo's Official Portrait
It will hang next to official portraits of Barney, Socks, Millie, Nixon.

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