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MISCELLANEOUS
FBI: Saddam Told Interrogators He Bluffed Having WMD to Scare Off Iran
Worked like a charm.
 
SPECIAL FEATURE
FALLEN REPUBLICAN MATCH GAME: Match Former Front-Runner (left) with Reason (right).
LIFESTYLE
Fewer Women Having Breast Implants Due to Weak Economy
Levels the playing field.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
E. Coli Found in Nestle Cookie
Dough Labeled, “Best Before
June 10, 2009”

“But really not that great even then.”
  FORMER FRONT-RUNNER   REASON  
   
Sarah Palin
  Delivered widely panned GOP response to State of the Union.  
   
Bobby Jindal
  Delivered loopy resignation speech.  
   
John Ensign
  Not born in U.S.  
   
Mark Sanford
  Had affair with aide.  
   
Newt Gingrich
  Had affair with Argentine woman.  
   
Mitt Romney
  Almost died of autoerotic asphyxiation.  
   
Tim Pawlenty
  Dumped dying wife for another woman.  
   
Arnold Schwarzenegger
  Strapped family dog to roof of car for 12-hour trip.  

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