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MISCELLANEOUS
Saddam's Pistol Headed for Bush Library
Along with Saddam's books, which will fill the shelves.
“Waterboarding,” “Staycation” Added to Merriam-Webster Dictionary
“Wet Willy,” “Middle Class” dropped.
 
KIDZ KORNER
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A major bill to fight ____ and ____ has been dramatically watered down by the ___ and ___ industry. The original bill written by the ____ Committee had several strong provisions which would have cut ___ and ____, but the bill which came out of the ___ Committee lacked some key provisions, and the bill now emerging from the House Senate Conference Committee has language inserted into it by lobbyists which would in effect ____ most of the original bill. Key leaders in the House and Senate called the compromise a “landmark,” a “game-changer” and an “historic” moment.
FEATURE
Marines training in the mountains with pack mules for the mission in Afghanistan is a good example of:
A )resourcefulness, imagination
B )ingenuity, ability to adapt
C )determination, tactical brilliance
D )why we shouldn’t be there and won’t succeed
Hint: can you spell “exit strategy?”
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
  G-8 Leaders Have Some
Fun at Summit

Clown around (above) before going inside to meet.

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