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PEOPLE
Author: Osama Bin Laden Big Whitney Houston Fan
She's currently on clandestine CIA mission and “unavailable for comment,” says her record label.
Sarah Palin Fan Bids $63,500
To Dine With Ex-Governor

Says she'd pay $100,000 to dine with Tina Fey.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Movie Based on Board Game “Battleship” Due in 2010
Two-character drama budgeted at $51.23.
 
BUSINESS
Justice Department Says U.S. Refiners Bought Millions in Stolen Oil, Smuggled by Mexican Drug Cartels
Then sold it to you at an inflated price.
SCIENCE
Traffic Noise Could Be Ruining Sex Lives of Australian Frogs
Getting run over hasn't helped either.
Archeologists Find Sharpened Knives Dating Back 164,000 Years
About same time monogomy was starting to catch on.
 
Discovery of Mini Tyrannosaurus Rex Baffles Paleontologists
We may have to rethink our entire concept of Saturday morning cartoon shows.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Many Don't Want Health Insurance
If forced to get it, they'll move to Canada.
Doctors: Climate Change Will Be Catastrophic to Health
But good for business.
Scientists Say More Time Needed to Determine if Cellphones Safe to Use
Cellphone industry urges them to take “all the time” they need.

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