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MISCELLANEOUS
World's Most- Watched TV Show “Baywatch” Has Been Seen by 1 Billion
And that's just on Earth.
Plagiarism Software Discovers Another Play by Shakespeare
Computer says bard almost certainly wrote New Faces of 1612.
 
TRAVEL
Pilot of Plane That Overflew
Destination by 150 Miles
Denies He Was Asleep

Insists he's always had difficulty sleeping on long flights.
 
SPORTS
Dodgers Lose to Phillies,
Owner Fires Wife

Who didn’t get a hit in the entire series.
Baseball: Ump's Missed Call Prompts Some to Demand Instant Replay
Others say kill the ump.
FEATURE
T. Boone Pickens says the U. S. is “entitled” to Iraqi oil because:
A )We spent a trillion dollars to get our hands on it.
B )Our brave soldiers fought and died for it.
C )We destroyed their country for it.
D )Our government is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Exxon/Mobil.
Hint: Actually, Chevron also has a piece.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
New Coke Mini Achieves the Impossible!
Coca-Cola's amazing new product (above, right) is identical in every way to great-tasting regular Coca-Cola (above, left) and yet it has fewer calories! How'd they do it? $.50, at all convenience stores.

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