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 NO. 480 “Expect the Ironic” NOVEMBER 23 - 29, 2009 

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WATERED DOWN HEALTH REFORM HEADED FOR PASSAGE
After one final soaking in Senate.
 
WORLD NEWS
World Leaders Reach Historic Agreement
To put off doing anything about climate change.
Karzai Unveils New Anti-
Corruption Unit

Will target all other anti-corruption units.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Palin Book Signing Draws Millions
Photo provided by Fox News.
U. S. NEWS
Pentagon: Next 18 Months Key to Afghan Victory
Eighteen months after that will also be key, as will following eighteen months.
Postal Service Relents, Says it Will Reply to All Children's Santa Letters
By email.
 
REMINDER
  It's sweeps month, so remember to get up and stretch your legs occasionally.
 
Most GOP Voters Think
ACORN Stole Election

Exactly as predicted in Revelations.
 
FUTURE WATCH
Scientists Say They're Able
To Grow Meat in Lab

Promises future when scientists won't have to go out for lunch.
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