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 NO. 481 “Expect the Ironic” NOV 30 - DEC 6, 2009 

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Dec 7
GATE-CRASHER ELUDES
SECURITY, SNEAKS INTO WHITE
HOUSE STATE DINNER
Uninvited guest (left) identified as Joseph R. Biden.
 
WORLD NEWS
Iran Says It's Building 10 Nuclear Facilities
Will sell bombs online.
United Arab Emirates Cash Crisis Rocks World Markets
Construction halted on dozens of indoor ski slopes.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Design for Bush Library Unveiled
Will include animatronic Bush reading My Pet Goat.
U. S. NEWS
Administration: In 8 Years
Americans Out of Afghanistan

And into Pakistan.
Pentagon Evaluation: Three-
Fourths of Those 18-24 Unfit
To Serve in Military

Too fat, too thin; too short, too tall; too crazy, too sane.
 
REMINDER
  Now's a good time to begin fabricating your memoirs.
 
Bad News: Hunger at 14-Year High
Good news: store shelves filled with food.
Eight In Minneapolis Accused of Recruiting Poor, Impressionable Youths to Train in Military Skills, Use as Fighters Abroad
Shadowy organization known as “U.S. Army.”
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