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MISCELLANEOUS
TMZ Claims 1956 Photo Shows JFK on Boat Cavorting With Naked Women
 
  Photo taken by J. Edgar Hoover, who was on nearby boat cavorting with naked men.
Study: Whiny Children End Up Conservative, Confident Children Liberal
Based on interviews with 100 U.S. Senators.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
New TV Controlled by Wave of Hand
Or throw of brick.
San Jose Cops Testing Head-Mounted Cameras
So far they've yielded some great close-ups of local doughnut shops.
FEATURE
Which of the following lists are not being properly updated by the U.S. government?
A )Terrorist Identities Datamart Environment Database (National Terrorism Center, 550,000 names)
B )Consolidated Terrorist Watchlist (FBI Terrorist Screening Center, 400,000 names)
C )Selectee List (subset of Consolidated Terrorist Watchlist, 14,000 names)
D )No-Fly List (subset of Consolidated Terrorist Watchlist, 3,400 names)
E )Consolidated Worst Terrorist Movie List (National Terror Film Critics Center)
Hint: There are currently so many titles on the Consolidated Worst Terrorist Movie List that TSA cannot guarantee you won’t have to watch one on your flight.

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