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 NO. 487 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 11 - 17, 2010 

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  SEX ROBOT “ROXXXY” BIG HIT AT CONSUMER ELECTRONICS SHOW
Especially among other robots.
 
 
WORLD NEWS
England: Pensioners Burning
Books for Warmth

Dickens, Michener, Gibbon most popular.
France Bans Psychological Abuse
Except in restaurants.
Karzai's Latest Cabinet Picks Rejected
Afghan parliament says Jamid (left), Kamid (center) and Khamid (right) Karzai too close to president.
 
U. S. NEWS
Report: Health Bill Will Leave 23 Million Uninsured
But they'll be easily identifiable with special toe tags.
Congress Expected to Pass Bill
To Help Curb Distracted Driving

With last-minute rider denying federal funds to distracted drivers who seek abortions.
 
REMINDER
  You don't have to divulge your seven-figure AIG bonus.
 
Ex-DHS Head Chertoff, Who Reps Scanner Company, Pushes for Full Body Scanners at All Airports
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Xe, Formerly Blackwater,
Makes Bid for $1 Billion
Defense Contract

Bid claims new company “completely different” from Blackwater: different look, different logo and “brand new sign out front.”
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