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ENTERTAINMENT
 
  China: Theaters Replace Avatar With Confucius Biopic
Confucius say: “He who sees difference between art and shlock needs no special glasses.”
Conan Leaves With His Highest Ratings
NBC mulls rehiring him so they can fire him again.
 
MEDIA
New York Times to Charge
For Online Content

It will still be free to those who finish the crossword puzzle.
 
PUBLISHING
One Million Do-It-Yourself Books Recalled; Could Lead to Fires, Electrical Shocks
Author says Home Repairs by Dummies intended as satire.
SCIENCE
Giant Marsupials, Reptiles,
Flightless Birds Coexisted
With Humans

Until we ate 'em all.
 
Companies Developing Private Space Stations
Three-passenger module designed for billionaire bachelors who might enjoy a weekend in orbit with a couple of swinging bachelorettes.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
New Study: Sitting for Long Periods Can Be Deadly
You're probably jogging while reading this.
Salt Reduction Could Save
92,000 Lives a Year

But is life without Cheetos worth living?
High-Tech Sneakers No Better For You Than High Heels
Researchers studied thousands of prostitutes.

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