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PEOPLE
Zsa Zsa Gabor's Husband Running for Governor of California
Prince Frederic von Anhalt, who claimed he fathered Anna Nicole Smith's daughter and was once found naked and handcuffed to the steering wheel of a 2006 Rolls Royce, leads in the polls.
 
MEDIA
Tim Tebow, Mom in Super Bowl Ad Recall Doctors’ Advice to Abort Him
Raising profound question: how many great quarterbacks have we lost?
 
BUSINESS
Toyota, Acting Forcefully,
Recalls All Its Cars

Orders its dealers to kill themselves.
McDonald's Introduces McItaly Burgers in Italy
Hopes to attract diners who have never eaten Italian or American food.
SCIENCE
Physicist: Extraterrestrial Life May Already Be Here
In the form of shoppers at all-night markets.
Discovery of Life on Other Planets Expected by 2013
Followed by torrent of PBS specials in 2014.
 
Archeologists Uncover Evidence of Another Civilization Between Maya and Aztecs
Smiley-Faced people slaughtered quickly by both Maya and Aztecs.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
New Survey Challenges 40-Year-Old Idea of Mid-Life Crisis
Theory now having mid-life crisis.
Study: Sugary Drinks Prevent Impulsive Decisions
Like buying sugary drinks.

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