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MISCELLANEOUS
BBC Airs World's First Film Shot Entirely by Chimpanzees
Plot involves giant human who escapes his chimp captors, goes on a rampage, falls in love with a beautiful female gorilla and carries her to the top of the Empire State Building where he's shot down by baboons piloting pre-WWII aircraft.
California School District Bans Merriam-Webster Dictionary for Words “Oral Sex”
Students told to ask their friends what “oral sex” means.
Texting, Cellphone Bans Don't Lower Number of Traffic Accidents
Many simply write letters in longhand while driving, which is legal.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Apple: iPad Replaces Everything
Except pad of paper.
 
SPORTS
As Super Bowl Approaches, Anticipation Builds
For the commercials.
FEATURE
Which of the following questions, mailed by the GOP in an official looking envelope with the warning, “Official Document, Do Not Destroy,” and labeled “2010 Congressional District Census” does not appear in the enclosed document?
A )Do you think the record trillion dollar federal deficit the Democrats are creating with their out-of-control spending is going to have disastrous consequences for our nation?
B )Do you worry that the Obama administration is committed to greatly expanding the government's role in your life?
C )Is there nothing the GOP will not do to mislead voters?
Hint: You have to ask?
 
ART
New Theory: Mona Lisa a Self-Portrait
A lousy one.

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