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PEOPLE
In New Book, Rove Defends Bush, Iraq War
Covering his years in the White House, it's titled What the Hell Did You Think I Was Going to Say?
Quickly Spreading Rumor Chief Justice Roberts Resigning Quashed Just as Quickly
Mass wishful thinking blamed.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Sarah Palin Shopping Show About Alaska to Networks
So far, only the Eskimo Channel has shown interest.
 
BUSINESS
Theme Parks Swamped With Middle-Aged Applicants
Thousands of laid-off professionals vying for handful of roving mascot openings.
New Home Sales Hit Record Low in January, Prices Tumble
Tent sales, prices up.
SCIENCE
Chile Earthquake May Have Shortened Day by 1.26 Milliseconds
That's 1.26 milliseconds of your life you'll never get back.
Biologists Find Culture Affects Evolution
Quite simply, you're becoming your mother's favorite sitcom.
 
Coins From Time of Alexander the Great Discovered
Deep in his couch.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
GlaxoSmithKline Accused of
Not Disclosing Dangers
Of Diabetes Drug

Glaxo blames Kline; Kline points finger at Smith, who says Glaxo is at fault.
American Cancer Society
Calls for Cutbacks in Use
Of Digital Rectal Exams

Extraterrestrials object, say change unwarranted, ill-advised.

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