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ENTERTAINMENT
Outlook Bleak for 3-D
Something about the glasses.
Report: Palin Wants $1 Million Per Show for Her Alaska Series
Its working title: “Gold Mine.”
Michael Jackson in 10-Year, $250 Million Pact With Sony
Late pop star unearthed for gruesome contract signing.
 
BUSINESS
Walmart Selling White Barbie for Twice as Much as Black Barbie
Says Black Barbie has an attitude.
 
HIGH TECH
MIT Makes Computer Chip From Molecules
Then promptly loses it.
SCIENCE
Study: Women in Poorer Countries
Prefer Manly Men

In richer countries prefer girlie men.
Study: Dogs Understand
Each Other's Growls

Average dog has 400-growl vocabulary.
Study: When Attractive Women Near, Young Men Take More Risks
Like saying, “Hi!”
 
 
Massive Head of Amenhotep Discovered Near Luxor
Next to massive Amenhotep Gift Shop.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Agriculture Department Didn't
Enforce Penalties Against Those
Who Falsely Claimed Their
Products Organic

Like All-Natural Organic Lucky Charms.
Drinking Wine May Help Women Control Their Weight
If it makes them doze off before dessert.

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